This tropical-background (pictured above) will be what I use for a bit; let's see if it'll stick. Thank you to
Digital Blasphemy for the background image, called "Tropic of Capricorn (2006)" which I used here.
I'm not entirely happy with the whole layout. It's not as polished as I'd like, but I don't have the time I'd need to invest to really make it shine.